To minimize social awkwardness by encouraging members to come have fun and relax. We provide an opportunity to meet your future spouse, business associate, or figure-skating coach while visiting a bunch of bars in alphabetical order.

To repeat this process over and over again.

Honesty: You can tell us if the bar sucks.

Respect: We will respect you the next morning when you're hungover and forget to wipe off yesterday's mascara.

Compassion: If you're drunk, we'll be right there with you.

Trust: You can trust us to look out for your best interest (IE: We won't let you go home with Fugly).

Diversity: We don't discriminate - We'll laugh at any dumb drunk.

Sitting in their "tri-cube" one lazy Tuesday, geniuses Leslie and Ashley and semi-conscious Jessica decided it was high time they found a reason to spend more time together. Always the optimist, Ashley said they should make a monthly commitment to going out after work. Always the planner, Leslie suggested they set the dates well in advance. Always the socialite, Jessica suggested a bar crawl. Combining their special powers and vast knowledge of the alphabet, the ABC Club Boston was born.